jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

bennydict-cabbagepatch:

This little section at the end of the book? That is the third Hobbit movie.

blanketburritoofshame:

The moment when Sam legit questioned if he’d gotten out of hell.

pixienightmaregoddess:

And these are the men making decisions in women’s health. Fantastic.

mamalaz:

The Legend of Footloose

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

  • Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
  • Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
  • Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things
  • thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

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    Remember that one time a fucking fictional movie called out REAL LIFE SHIT AND IT WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING

    welcome to the 21st century, where we no longer see a future with flying cars, but one filled with decaying buildings and an overpowered military.

    hellmario:

    neilcicierega:

    tumblr is pretty much 75% weird bitter anti-tumblr tumblrs now

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    jizzkin:

    straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

    *silence*

    gay people on tv show: *exist*

    ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

    theglasschild:

    do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

    heichouandthetitans:

    i love how JKR wrote hagrid so much what an amazing character


    he was big and strong and gruff and into dangerous things

    and he loved baking and being a parental figure and cried openly all the time

    i love hagrid so much

    nishlo:

    I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won

    dictator-princess:

    tsumaranai-ao:

    'I dont think he's 100% gay, but I also dont think he's 100% straight'

    is it that fucking hard to say the B word

    I know what you are

    Say it. Out loud.

    Bisexual