COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
the-dominatrixx asked:
SO I wanted to respond, but I also want to keep those messages forever. Thank you. You are right. I am going to try to keep an open mind and just let life run its course :)

no problem! i’m glad i could help, message me if you ever need to talk :)

tothless:

chris evans when he touches people’s boobs:

on your left

naughty669:

indigocards:

murderousmonkeys:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

I’M CRYING OMFG

I remember when this came out and I was the only one of my friends to think it was funny XD

OH MY FUCKING GOD LOL XD

All jokes aside, let me introduce you to my real neighbor - Charlie Day. (x)
thatsnothowitworks:

chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.

thatsnothowitworks:

chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.

beardedchrisevans:

a very important and 100% necessary camera angle

beardedchrisevans:

a very important and 100% necessary camera angle

axleofspirits:

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

My fellow decepticon

helpimtrappedinawebsite:

when he is over 6ft tall - Vy Le x

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

knight-of-despair:

sai-kyou:

actual-levi:

mikunopolis:

isaykonnichiwa:

by edamame note

i wanna say it

It hurts not to say it

oh god i’m trying not to

AND ON THAT DAY HUMANITY RECEIVED A GRIM REMEOWNDER

knight-of-despair:

sai-kyou:

actual-levi:

mikunopolis:

isaykonnichiwa:

by edamame note

i wanna say it

It hurts not to say it

oh god i’m trying not to

AND ON THAT DAY HUMANITY RECEIVED A GRIM REMEOWNDER

So I am going on a follow spree!

ackelz:

I just unfollowed all the inactive blogs and now my dash is dead! If I did unfollow you, I’m sorry. OKAY REBLOG THIS IF YOU POST ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

SUPERNATURAL
TEEN WOLF
CAPTAIN AMERICA
AVENGERS
FITNESS

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK THE HUNGER GAMES

okay I promise to check out every single blog who reblogs this. Thanks for your patience and to all my followers, you are in for a surprise. Check to see!