what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL
straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*
gay people on tv show: *exist*
ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
i love how JKR wrote hagrid so much what an amazing character
he was big and strong and gruff and into dangerous things
and he loved baking and being a parental figure and cried openly all the time
i love hagrid so much
I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won
'I dont think he's 100% gay, but I also dont think he's 100% straight'
is it that fucking hard to say the B word
I know what you are
Say it. Out loud.