politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

surprisebitch:

i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes

eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

kosmonaughtybarbie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

on point

kosmonaughtybarbie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

on point

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

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